And do you, Pwincess Nadine... -- Man and Wife, Say Man and Wife!

The Journal Star (serving Central Illinois since 1855) has a fun article on Bryan Namoff's impending wedding, and the dramatic choices he now confronts. I wish Namoff and the woman to whom he will be wed all the good fortune in the world, and I wish no good luck to the Bradley University soccer program. Although I think with the help of Inigo, Bryan could have found a way to hurry the ceremony along a bit, and still make the game.